The things you find on stumbleupon while trying to avoid doing parnassus

1. Some guy built Noah's ark using the proportions mentioned in the bible
http://www.texaskayakfisherman.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=104860

2. The Smurfs are communists
http://www.iamlost.com/features/smurfs/commies.shtml

3. Guy who must have been REALLY drunk
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1892870/ever_been_this_drunk/

4. Ways to irritate people
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-ruin-xbox-live-for-everyone-else
http://www.trap17.com/index.php/nasty-windows-tricks-using-vbs-codes_t53888.html (I'm gonna use that one!!!)

5. really random advice
http://www.biblebelievers.com/how_to_raise_a_brat.html

6. Random pics
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/9924/donotpostbf3.jpg

7. In fact - just random stuff in general!
http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/formal-apology.jpg

I even found out how to make a silencer once... which is illegal might I add...
oh the endless hours of amusement